starring: Rick Burks, Carl Crew and Roger Dauer
Truth be told, it's no slasher movie, but more of a hybrid of gruesomely random characters and moments that makes up every horror-comedy out there such as an estranged love story, a talking brain, an Egyptian goddess with a giant maw on her belly, a ventriloquist chef, some nice cheap murders, kung-fu fighting (nude) victims, a nude aerobics shooting (double meaning there), zombies, vegetarian restos and the most bizzare sibling killers since the Sawyers introduced Leatherface and Chop Top.
It's hard not to see why Blood Diner's so underrated as it's more of a slapstick comedy than a horror-comedy; there's nothing horrifying about it or even that nauseating, it's just messy. Really messy. Literally and figuratively as it was supposed to be a sequel to Herschell Gordon Lewis' splatter classic "Blood Feast", which might explain the load of 60s/70s drive-in randomness here and there, only amped to the fullest that it's ridiculously funny.
I find myself chuckling at the random stupidity this movie got treated with. Chuckle, not laughing out loud. When it works, it works but if not, then I'm just there, head tilted, thinking "did that really just happened?" as I do my best not to work up for something not worth working up about, being intentionally made funny. Besides, when it's not trying to make us laugh, Blood Diner at least didn't fail to deliver some juicy and interestingly creative kills (deep fryer batterball-head kill? Not scary, but genius!)
It's campy for the sake of camp and gruesome for the sake of grue, that's the entire motto of this movie and it ain't bad at that. Definitely worth it's cult following but I do find it hard recommending this title to just anyone. You have to be really open and really willing for it to mesmerize you with mindless dumbfoolery and Troma-worthy comic chaos to fully enjoy it.
Shitaar help us.
1 male gunned down
1 male had his head bashed with shovel, eyes popped out of sockets
7 females and 1 male gunned down with machine gun
1 male had his head crushed by a car
1 female had her head forced into deep fryer, beheaded with broom (!)
1 female split in half with cleaver
1 male repeatedly ran over with van
1 female impaled on the head by a falling stalactite
1 female killed offscreen
1 male had his hands chopped off with cleaver while driving, accidentally drove off a cliff (or so it looks that way...)
1 male electrocuted from ear to ear
1 male electrocuted
1 male electrocuted until brains bursts out of skull
1 male electrocuted, blown off by explosion
1 male blown off by explosion
1 male shot in the eye
1 male had his head chewed off by monster
(A number of guests are seen eaten by zombies during the nightclub climax. In addition, the whole nightclub got decimated from the inside, killing everybody but a monster.)