Starring: Tom Frederic, Janet Montgomery and Gil Kolirin
Imagine my glee when I got my hands on a copy of this movie. Now imagine me going home from the video store one sunny Sunday to watch this. Imagine me sitting on my bed and pressing play on my DVD player's remote, the movie starting and the credits rolling as kayaking youths paddle their way through a dangerous current. So far so good.
Night falls and the same truck from the first Wrong Turn film returns and starts bumping the bus off the road. It worked and our prisoners have their breakout, with the cops trying to hold control of the situation until one stubborn guard tries to shoot one of convicts. His efforts are rewarded with a knife thrown to his neck and, expecting whoever killed this guard is on their side, one dumb fucktard does the amazingly stupid; he shouted at Three Finger with glee, asking him to come out. Yeah, um, just because one guy killed a cop doesn't mean he's on your side, dumbass. Obviously, they get attacked and now they're running for their lives, bumping into a surviving girl from the earlier attack (who I will now name "Obvious Survivor Number One"), and tries to find a way to live through the night.
Now the ending is what pisses me off the most. First off, I know Three finger survived a lot of blows; he got incinerated, shot through the chest with a shotgun and even got impaled, and yet are you telling me he can survive- wait, SPOILER ALERT~! -getting a friggin hook through his head?
If it's not him, then that would be one hell of a relief for me! But til' then. What the hell, man?!
It's watchable, I think, if you're not up for anything serious but you could do better. I really, REALLY suggest you look for something else.
|My feelings exactly|
1 female gets an arrow shot through her chest
1 male gets a pike through the mouth
1 male split in thirds by thin wire trap
1 male gets a hunting knife thrown to his neck
1 male shot on the head
1 boy beheaded
1 male had his face slashed off by projected scythe
1 male snared by razor wire net, dragged behind a truck and road rashed to death
1 male gets a pike dropped to his mouth, skewered
1 male set ablaze with molotov cocktail
1 female dies from razor wire wounds
1 male had his head chopped open with hatchet, brain cannibalized
1 dog axed offscreen
1 male gets a hook through his head (?)
1 male gets an arrow shot through chest
1 male killed offscreen with broken car part