Inspired and tempted by this delicious countdown, the previous titles were in no particular order but now, the ten slashers listed here are ordered depending on their influence, style, technical ingenuity and, of course, entertainment factor as A to B-grade horror films. So without further delay, here are my final ten!
10. Final Destination (2000)
When it comes to this howdunit death porn franchise, nothing beats the original! Supposed to be an episode of the popular X-Files TV series, Final Destination follows the methodical deaths of the remaining survivors of a tragic airplane accident, which they avoided thanks to a random premonition.
Bloody Best Bits: The airplane disaster itself is the most terrifying scene I've seen in a horror movie in the sense that it is utterly realistic.
Alfred Hitchcock's genuine cinematic masterpiece and the often argued Grandfather of slasher movies, wherein a thief finds a terrifying twist in her ordeal when her one-night stay at Bates Motel takes a deadly turn at the hands of "Mother".
Bloody Best Bits: The Shower Kill. Nothing can top that! Also the basement scene is the best reveal I've seen in a proto-slasher!
8. Candyman (1992)
Dream-like and very well made, the Clive Barker short-based mainstream horror pits a disbelieving woman against a deadly Urban Legend Incarnate known as the Candyman in this semi-romantic yet very atmospheric supernatural slasher.
Bloody Best Bits: Visiting the monster's lair. The rundown building housing a slumbering specter is all kinds of spooky and creepy.
While the original draft was supposed to keep us guessing longer whether the kid or the doll was doing the murders, this supernatural thriller/slasher wins a gimmicky landslide by having a sentient killer doll as it's monster, with exceptional special effects.
Bloody Best Bits: Plenty: the first POV murder for one is pretty intense, the creatively painful death by voodoo is another, and then there's that one creepy scene where a charred up Chucky slowly makes his way to knife a young boy.
6. Maniac (1980)
Depressing, very gory and infamous. Follow Frank Zito, an overweight maniac who prowls the night for women to murder and scalp. But when he meet a woman that shares some of his interest, will all hell still break loose?
Bloody Best Bits: Must we count? The first scalping scene, the shotgun decimation, the subway stalking, the graveyard scare. Take your pick.
5. Black Christmas (1976)
A chiller with a warm bodycount, this creepy proto-slasher features occupants of a sorority house getting harassed and soon murdered by a stalker that, unknown to them, already made it inside the house.
Bloody Best Bits: the Moaner experience (AKA the first creepy phone call). Not sure if everybody else will agree but I also found the rampage in the attic scene to be unnerving enough to be pointed out.
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
The first and original of the powertool-driven exploitation horror franchise, this proto-slasher staples many of the most well-known element in our fair sub-genre, as well as being effectively scary and unnerving itself.
Bloody Best Bits: The backwoods chase, starring one hysterically frightened final picking and one hulking slasher with a chainsaw.
Slasher movies' personal "messiah", being the very title that started the 80s boom of teen-hunted-by-killer flicks, John Carpenter's independent creeper and soon to be franchise tells the classic tale of a madman's escape and return to his home town to terrorize random babysitters.
Bloody Best Bits: The opening kill is all well and intense. Plus Michael's daring escape gave a great mix of panic, action and jolts.
2. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
The first of the series and the most "slasher" of them all, Craven's immortal story of a supernatural boogeyman, armed with a knifed glove, taking his revenge against the parents of his home town by attacking and murdering their children in the place where they cannot protect them: their dreams.
Bloody Best Bits: Bed Fountain.
And finally, my personal number one slasher of all time:
1. Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)
For me, this is the ultimate slasher movie as it has everything you could ask for; a cool killer, a sizable kill count with imaginative killings to boot, some interesting characters, a few winks and nods to the sub-genre itself, a strange sex scene (interestingly the only one in the series where they're fully clothed on the top) and one of the most epic hero vs monster finale I've seen. This film is the very epitome of the dead teen film in its simplest and funnest so yeah, more love to Jason Lives! Admin's number one slasher of all TIME!!! (
Bloody Best Bits: The Frankenstein-esque revival of our titular killer, Jason hunting down a paintball team, the eye candy "mirror face press", Jason roaming in a room full of sleeping children (INTENSE!) and, of course, Tommy Jarvis vs Jason in a flaming lake!
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So there you have it, 101 titles plus 40 honorable mentions of the cheesiest, bloodiest, baddest and simply the best of all slasher titles I ever lay eyes on! What say you, dear reader? An comments? Suggestions? What title do you think should have gotten in the list? Or better yet, what's YOUR 100 Top slashers?!
50% match in our Top 10s - awesome!
ReplyDeleteNice to see Jason on top (where he belongs) and Part VI is truly the best sequel after the first two, so more than happy to see it achieve!
Well done, bro.
hell yes, bro! Hail to the cheese and hail to the J-Man!
DeleteThanks for keeping track, dude!
I've really enjoyed your lists, and not even because I agree with your choices, in fact, I don't like some of them at all. But I love the fact that you are enthusiastic about films that are often dismissed, even by horror fans. Fair play for sticking with what you actually, like, as opposed to doing what you think a top ten should look like. I mean, where else would you get Part 6 at the top of a list like this?? An excellent reference list here, I'll definitely be filling in the gaps on the ones I've missed out on.
ReplyDeleteI'm got adventurous with this list and a little brave! guffaw!
DeleteGreat list. I have enjoyed reading your updates! I don't agree with a lot of your choices, but I am very happy that you chose F13 VI to be in the top ten. :)
ReplyDeleteF13th films will always be my top. p_p
DeleteGreat list, even if I disagree with over half of it, haha.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering what would be number one, and when it turned out to be my least favorite Friday of the 80s, and I let out a little sigh. Give me any of the others, even Manhattan over it any day. Still congrats on finishing! It was interesting.
ooh! Glad to see another J Takes Manhattan lover! But again, this is my list and I really think the cheesiness of Jason Lives is well-balanced over the ninja-Jason enroute to the Big Apple popcorn friend that is Part 8.
DeleteSo, my friend, ready to take the 100 challenge yourself?
Black Christmas did not do it for me at all, but Jason Lives?! That's an awesome choice, I love that one! Great list all around, it's always nice to see some real personal choices as opposed to just picking the most popular titles.
ReplyDeleteBlack Christmas was made memorable for me since the first time I saw it was during Christmas evening. Nothing says "Happy Birthday Jesus" than watching a man's eye creepily watches a victim through a door hinge space~
DeleteKidding aside, I had a real fun time with this! Wonder what's your 100 picks though? (chants "challenge! challenge!")