starring: Lynda Carter, Steve Forrest and Granville Van Dusen
Before researching and actually seeing this movie, I never heard of Lynda Carter, who apparently starred in TV's Wonder Woman as the titular super heroine. With this in mind, am I going to be fair with my review? Goddamn, I hope so.
|first kill, not so good for a couple of lovers|
While marketed as a slasher film, Hotline was more of a murder mystery than your standards bodycounter, complete with a gimmick concerning the killer using childish rhymes that are connected with certain aspects from the murders (years, how the kill was committed, place, etc.). If it's anything, it's a thriller for the thinking kind made simpler for the common folk who just wants to enjoy a nice variation from the usual daytime talk show.
|most of the action took place here, unfortunately...|
Of course, the influences of the usual slasher tropes are still present; obscure callers aren't entirely new to the genre with films like When a Stranger calls and Black Christmas terrorizing their victims with more than the usual prank calling, soon leading to a finale done with an old-fashioned stalk-and-chase scene concerning a madman wearing eye-liners underneath his eyes, inside an abandoned bar. Sadly, the little TV flick stands out as no more than a half-and half thriller with very disappointing traits to follow it's strength. I for one was a little disappointed with it's sluggish pace, very minimal bodycount (only two), and too many lengthy discussions that I find a bit too tedious to work through. Perhaps I expected too much, but for a film labeled as a slasher, this can be misleading.
Still, Hotline is fair for what it is and I am sure those who get their kicks with shows like Murder She Wrote would definitely find something worthwhile from this title. It may not be that clever or complex, or that scary or creepy, but it's a decent change from the usual screaming bikini girls being chased by masked maniacs.
1 female found murdered, body thrown off a cliff
1 male shot through the chest with harpoon