Sunday, April 5, 2020
The Bachelorette Cabin: All Must Die (2019)
Starring: Linni Meister, Veslemøy Mørkrid, Anders Rydning
With just a few days away from getting hitched, Gina finds herself "kidnapped" and driven all the way to a rented country house in the woods by her friends for a horror-themed bachelorette party, complete with a creepy scavenger game where she has to wander around and find clues to get to a prize. In the midst of the drinking, skinny dipping and campfire confessionals, something appears to be bugging Gina regarding the whole shebang as the more the night goes forth, the stranger and more concerning her party becomes, particularly when someone literally wearing her face starts swinging an axe at her.
The film in turn, as much as it tries leaning off from the dead-partyers-in-the-woods deal, still suffers from a generic cookie-cutter mystery plotting plenty of B-grade slashers suffer from, but it does have that decent production flair and alright acting going for itself so those with a knack for simple backwoods psycho-drama could still get a kick out of film so long as they're not looking for high remarks.
1 female found dead from a cut throat
4 males found hoisted through hooks after brained from hammer blows
1 female hacked on the neck and gut with an axe
1 female stabbed to death with a pitchfork
1 female brained with a hammer, later found dismembered
1 male knifed on the gut
1 male stabbed and disemboweled with a hand held ice auger
1 female hacked with an axe