Starring: Joe B. Barton, Don Barrett and Sherry Leigh
Lester Bacon owns a good old fashioned slaughterhouse that's being eyed upon by investors interested in buying the land and modernizing their meat production. The thing is, Lester isn't interested in changing the old traditional ways of slaughtering for food and so does his 370 pound son Buddy, who has the IQ of a mentally handicapped grunt pretending to be a pig.
All of this changed, however, when Lester finds out that Buddy murdered a couple of people, seeing this as the answer they need to get rid of those pesky educated types who keep trying to buy his property. One by one, he phones them in and sics his son at them in full meat cleaver fury.
All the while, the local sheriff's daughter is coming to town for their annual Pig-fest, where everything's pork and pork rinds! But when the teen and her friends stumble upon the Bacons, it ain't for long before they meet Buddy's large cleaver and become tomorrow's luncheon meat!
So what makes Slaughterhouse decent? Not only does it serves a fine round of gore and mutilations but it's also crazy funny as it is demented. The Bacons is your typical downtrodden family in the tradition of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Sawyers clan. The duo's dirty, poorly educated and relies a lot on their instincts and broken psyche to fully function, with Lester obviously the head of the operations as of Buddy being brawn. They need each other to survive and plan, and as far as rip-offs go they're sure can be entertaining on their own.
Keep an eye on a cult-fave scene where Buddy, after killing a deputy, had fun with his uniform and cruiser, racing around the barren desert like jack rabbit only to be flagged down by a lady who mistook him for a guy she knows. Slaughterhouse deserves a lookie-look despite its obscurity and while agreeably this is just another slasher in the 80s, it definitely passes my book for being honest for what it is.
1 male sliced on the face with meat cleaver
1 female hacked on the chest with meat cleaver
1 cat found impaled on a meat hook
1 male had a hand hacked off with meat cleaver, bled to death
1 male had his head crushed
1 female had her neck cut with kitchen knife
1 male pulped in through a meat grinder, shredded
1 male hacked on the back with meat cleaver
1 male had his face hacked with meat cleaver
1 female found dead on a meat hook
1 male ran over by car
1 male stabbed on the back with knife
1 female stabbed with knife