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Saturday, August 13, 2011

When Chucky goes Rip-Off : Dolly Dearest (1992)

Dolly Dearest (1992)
rating: **
starring: Denise Crosby, Sam Bottoms and Rip Torn

A cast of no names (save Pet Sematary's Denise Crosby), a dash of cheese, and a sprinkle of rip-off. Mix it all together and you'll get another "killer toy on the loose" movie with a few surprises on its own.

Bad, disappointing surprises...

The Reads is an American family who just bought a run down doll factory in Mexico, hoping to put it back on track and make lotsa dolls for make a living. Unknown to them, an Archaeological dig not far from the factory had awakened a nine-hundred year old demonic spirit and starts possessing the dolls, including one that's under the hands of Jessica Read, a girl who's slowly being influenced by the evil spirit.
I can tell you guys how much stupidity there is in this flick, but I'll let you guys find it out yourself
Starting to notice the odd things going on not only at her new home but also her family, Marilyn does the usual "research about the origin" subplot and educates herself of the Sanzia, an ancient civilization of demon worshippers who tried to bring the child of Satan to the world but fails and ended up with a dead baby with horns. But luckily for them the spirit still inhabits the body and so long as the ancient stone seal locking the spirit in a cave remains unopened, then we're all safe-

ohwaitaminute, there's an archaeological dig going on...thanks a bunch, Sir Nerd-a-loids!

It isn't too long before Marilyn knows that the Sanzia demon is trying to possess Jessica (and I really mean not too long), but, like always, no body believes her. They kept this charade up for forty minutes to an hour before we get some action in the last twenty minutes, and this is where it really ticked me off. Let's face the bright light, people, all that build-up and no exciting finish just makes this a very big cliffhanger.

The kills are nicely done, but they're not any way unique or special. One lady gets electrocuted in a pool, one man suffers a heart attack, one guy gets crushed by a tomb stone, these are very tame kills and normally I should be okay with that but, again, this is how far they're willing to go even if they have, like, a hundred of these dolls to do the killings! I felt cheated here.
All the fake blood goes here...
Dolly Dearest isn't without its own personal good points albeit the lack of action. First, while trying to be a slasher, it does passed on making its characters more than paper cut-outs. They're going through some changes and they're all reacting fine to it (if you don't mind seeing a few cheese in your script). Second, the special effects on the dolls are quite impressive despite the low budget. They're may look funny at times but at least they move fluidly and they do make a good impact on scaring the beejezus out of people (with doll phobias).

It targets slasher fans and yet it fails to deliver what the fans want when all the possibilities were there! A factory for the murders to take place in, lots of potential victims, lots of devices to set up as murder weapons, hundreds of dolls capable of being possessed at the same time, and yet they just stopped somewhere in the middle and decide to do some sort of family drama ala Poltergeist (1982) with killer dolls. Dolly Dearest would have been better if they just dished it out and let it be a decent Child's Play Rip-off, but it just stuck itself in the middle and gave out an hour and a half of TV-friendly supernatural horror.
uh-huh...wonder if my 5 year old niece will laugh at her like how she laughed at Chucky...

Bodycount:
1 male got crushed by  stone seal
1 female electrocuted in a pool by an electric lamp
1 male suffers a heart attack after his hand goes through a sewing machine
total: 3

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