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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Medal of Bloodshed: Slaughter High (1986)

Here in MoB, we salute those terrifying murders that gets embroiled to our noggins, whether the movie is good, super good or super trash.

I just love Slaughter High! It's the masterpiece among bad-trash movies, and it's the most I've ever had watching! It's kinda nice to see a nerd doing the psycho (despite his little phobia of undead murder victims) , and he brings out the most creative uses for sulfuric acid. But there is one murder that I enjoy seeing the most. i dunno if it's because it's both humiliating and putrid, but seeing one of your bullies drown in raw shit-sewage is pure gold for me.


In this volume, After scaring one of his victims out of the school, our dumb little murder victim didn't see that open hole leading to piles and piles of raw, steaming sewage. Despite managing to climb up to the edge again, Marty spots her and gives her a foot to the face and plunges her back down.

Why she didn't bother climbing back up for the second time is beyond me...


Ugh, imagine tasting THAT!

That's it, reach out for freedom...

OH MAH GA! THAT LOOKED LIKE A-!




Ain't you glad you're still alive?

whoops, spoke too soon...

 


Oh no, you dont!
Back down the drain!

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