Starring: Aditya Srivastava, Swini Khara and Aditya Lakhia
This has to be the very movie that introduced me to Bollywood slashers; a shameless rip-off of monster flicks like Tremors and Jeepers Creepers 2, done in the tamest slasher film fodder with zero scares, zero exploitations and zero blood. Not really the best film to start my Bollywood experience with but it did proved to be a fun one in an extremely shallow way.
Kaalo opens with a group of construction workers doing road work on some desert. One of them somehow jack-hammered into an underground creature, which turns out to be our spear-wielding monster Kaalo, a murderous witch that can travel both through air and underground. Taking cues from Tremors, the jack-hammer man gets his feet snared and killed offscreen, while the others are impaled and beaten to death against a rock ala remake Jupiter from The Hill Have Eyes 2006 redux.
It's pretty cliche, both in terms as a monster and slasher flick with stereotyped victims, cheesy acting and doomsayer's warnings scoffed among many plot trappings to be found, but in the right timing and with the right audience, Kaalo proved to be an entertaining piece of cheesefest that most Bollywood movies are known for. It can be serious when it needs to be such as the wounded struggles of our hero as he tries to protect the girl (which thereof taken from The Hills Have Eyes remake again) but the net result is a very cheap gamble of a bad movie that has its cheesy charms.
Not much else can be said about Kaalo other than it can either be loved or hated as a simple monster flick you can watch in a rainy day/night or a shameless rip-offed merging of cult favorite B-flicks with cliches in full charge. When you see it, you can definitely level with me with either one.
1 male snared by jack-hammer by accident, dragged away and killed
1 male speared on the chest, beaten to rock
1 male thrown to a pointed rock, impaled
1 male killed offscreen
1 male and 1 female killed offscreen
1 girl killed, method not seen
1 male skewered with spear
1 male dragged away, killed
1 male speared to the mouth
1 male pulled off from the bus, killed
1 male pulled into the dirt, killed
1 female killed offcamera
1 male and 1 female skewered together with spear
1 male impaled with spear
1 male had his head wrapped by creature's wing, smothered
1 truck found submerged into the sand, driver presumed dead
1 male impaled with spear, decimated with bomb
1 female speared
1 monster decimated with bomb