Medal of Bloodshed: Chopping Mall (1986)

Here in MoB, we salute those terrifying murders that gets embroiled to our noggins, whether the movie is good, super good or super trash.


Possibility of teenagers getting stuck in a mall? One in a hundred.
Teenagers getting stuck in a mall with killer robots? One out of ten
Teenager's head exploding after swallowing a laser? Apparently very possible!


But clothing used to protect against lasers strong enough to burst heads? Surprisingly very possible, too!

Hot Buns!

Face of anxiety

Um...Kelli Maroney, you're supposed to look shocked...