Starring: Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport and Stephen Mendel
|Star light, Star bright,|
first star, I sticked tonight
Now imagine my glee seeing the whole movie for the first time and actually remembering these little snippets mixed with the bizarre, bound-to-be-magic in the air, and then thanking the stars that the film didn't suck much either!
|Deep fried Jack's off the menu for tonight!|
But not before the genetic acid blows out of the tanker and douses the killer, melting him like there's no tomorrow before reconstructing our killer on a molecular level, to be merge with the snow! So not only is Jack's still back, but he now has a new frosty look and a nearby town has a new problem to deal with other than under-cook cookies. Who can save them? Why the town's sheriff Sam Tiller, who's the one who had successfully nab Jack Frost.
|Looks like, ole' Scrooge finally bit it.|
|Ah, the family business of Snowmen exterminating|
It this kind of films that are supposed to be bad, but energetic execution and dry wit go a long way here that it actually saves the film for some. It's a horror-comedy trying its best, openly inviting its viewers to look at its flaws, the underdeveloped characters, all the mediocre special effects and, of course, the mountainous of amount of cheese, and daring them to double these as the movie's strength.
1 male had his neck stomped on, broken
2 males killed in car collission
1 elderly male found with a broken neck
1 boy beheaded with sled
1 male gets an axe handle shoved down his throat
1 female forced fed with ornaments and gets a Christmas star to the head
1 male ran over by reversing car
1 male impaled on the head with shot icicle
1 female repeatedly beaten to the wall
1 male had his insides mutilated