Sunday, December 22, 2013

My 2013 Christmas Wish List

Well, looks like this is gonna be an annual thing, but truth be told, some of the things I wanted to have last year happened this year around so, who knows, maybe I'll get the same luck!

So here's this year's batch of things I wanted for Christmas, and whether I'm gonna get them or not, thought I should share them just for the heck of it!

1. A viewing/owning of
Devil Returns (Hong Kong, 1982)
Dean Koontz's Intensity (1997)
The Deadly Camp (Hong Kong, 1999)
Bloody Beach (Korea, 2000)
Deep In The Woods (France, 2000)
Eyes of Crystal (Italy, 2004)
The Legend of The Psychotic Forest Ranger (2010)
President's Day (2010)
Billy Club (2012)
Murder University (2012)
Varsity Blood (2013)

For these films has evaded my presence for far too long!

and, for a non-slasher
My Name is Khan (2010)
an epic piece of Bollywood drama that I just saw on TV with my whole family.
So good, I wanna keep it!
2. My very own Lament Configuration prop
No more folded cardboard crafts for me once I have this!
3. An official Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask prop (probably the one I can wear!)
Cuz all I have is a hand-made one done with paper-mached plastic...
4. A Stuntman Mike Bobblehead
Well, I'm a Tarantino Fan, and his little "love-letter" to slasher films just
has the coolest bad guy...up until he wuss out on those Ship-masting chicks
...meh, still worth a bobblehead!  
5. Sideshow's 15-inch Vinyl Figure of Sam from Trick'r Treat (2007)
The figure's short figure just nails it for me
6. Funko Pop of Sheldon Cooper, Amy Fowler and/or Derpy Hooves
Either Nerdy Love...
...or Nerd Love
7. A copy of DC's The Killing Joke
if I get this, this'll be my FIRST DC Trade Paperback
8. A Dream Rush Chucky toy
with that detailed accuracy, why the hell NOT?
9. Andrew W.K.'s The Wolf Album
The Japanese Import one with the bonus songs!
10. A Monster High C.A. Cupid Doll.
For my nerdy toy collection...
Hey, a dude is allowed to have his obscure hobbies!
So, what about you? What do you want for Christmas this Year?
Images (c) Google and Ebay


  1. Confirmed Christmas Gifts:

    1. The new slasher novel McCray is Gonna Get You! (http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/mccray-cover.jpg)
    2. The office building-set slasher film Disgruntled, apparently only available exclusively through Amazon. (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4sikAxAKMO8/UgzLhY_kycI/AAAAAAAAKhc/9ac4dgHu4lE/s1600/disgruntled.jpg)
    3. Pokémon X
    4. Misc. (clothing, toiletries, etc.)

    Random Comments!

    * I found Devil Returns on a download website, and created the Wikipedia and IMDB pages for it to try and give it more exposure.
    * I had NO idea Intensity received any kind of official DVD release.
    * The Deadly Camp, I got off eBay. Haven't seen it on there since, unfortunately.
    * My first DC trades were... their collected slasher film spin-off comics. /:
    * Yay! Monster High love!

    1. at your confirmed Christmas gifts:
      1. Ooooh!
      2. Ahhhh! wait, is that dude wearing a face skin mask? AWESOME! And it's only available only through Amazon?
      ...WHY CROW? WHY?
      3. ... well, I'm not much into video games since I don't own a console (still) but have fun with that!
      4. ah yes, the basics of Christmas Presents!

      At your random comments:
      *...think you can link me up?
      * Well now you know...but I guess I wouldn't bother buying it, I just found a place that downloads it FOW FWEEEEEE!!!!
      * ..."eBay" (says this like Timmy Turner's Dad says "Dinkleberg")
      *wait, they do slasher spin-offs?
      * 8D...I'm still a bigger Brony than a fan of these franchise. As of now, I only own one, and it's a Scaris Ghoulia...

  2. 2. Apparently so. I searched everywhere I could for it, but in the end I had to resort to asking for it for Christmas (couldn't buy it from Amazon myself, no credit cards).


    1. http://wipfilms.net/slasher-and-giallo/devil-returns/ Hope it works for you. They might have some of the others. I know for sure I saw Forest Ranger there once. They also have a request area.
    4. A few years ago, they put out Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre comics under the Wildstorm label. Each franchise got a miniseries, and a bunch of one and two-shots.
    5. While I don’t actually collect them, I think the designs are cool. Now, if only they would make a slasher-based Monster Higher…

  3. Well, I got to Disgruntled, and it was okay, despite the annoyingly abrupt ending. If you're interested, here's my body count for it:


    The killer's mask turned to not be made of skin, but it was a still pretty creepy, being a featureless doll/baby one that's covered in blood for the entire duration of the film.


  4. Billy Club looks awesome.

  5. Welp, I finally learned how to upload DVDs onto to Youtube, so if y'all are interested, here's Disgruntled:

    Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwm8GVHYRwM
    Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V51OyhUvt6s
    Part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXs-ZeYmNI

    P.S.: ... I got a Hellraiser box. >.>


    1. this is the BD box design, isn't it? I can tell by the holes! Pretty cool find...Dallas Hurlburt?

    2. Eeyup! Found it on Diabolic DVD, dunno if they have anymore.

      Oh God, my true name! You've robbed my of my powers!