Saturday, April 6, 2013
When Girls go Missing Down South: Shallow Grave (1987)
starring: Tony March, Lisa Stahl, Tom Law
Okay, I enjoyed this more than I believed I would.
Despite getting into trouble for committing a prank against one of their dorm mates (a shot-by-shot parody of Psycho's shower scene), four girls from a Catholic University, Sue Ellen (Lisa Stahl), Rose (Donna Baitron), Patty (Carol Cadby) and Cindy (Just Kelly), break out of their shackles of home works, tests and strict headmasters to enjoy soaking up some sunshine and booze in Lauderdale, Florida.
Enroute, the group met up with two college boys at a local diner who agreed to accompany them to Florida seeing they're also heading that way. To ensure that these two dudes will stick to their promises, they stole one of the boy's wallet, leaving a note for them that they'll return it by the time they meet up.
Unfortunately, they wouldn't; after a ire went flat, the girls are forced to stay while Patty goes back in town to buy a spare. (They actually had one, but one of the ditz just had to throw it away to make room for luggage!) While they were waiting, Sue Ellen wandered off into the woods to take a leak when she spies on two couples making love in the woods. As it appears, the man was cheating on his wife and when he tries to get off from the affair, his mistress threatens to expose his cheating ass to his beloved. Man snaps and, in turn, snaps his lover's neck while Sue Ellen ran away in fear.
Back at the car, Rose and Cindy decided to comeback and look for Sue, who had sprained her ankle while escaping, and spots the man digging a corpse hole for his dead lover. When the two realized things aren't right, guy pulls out a gun, shot on of them head, and the hunt is on...
One by one, the girls fell prey to this manic killer until two survives and limps back to town, where they're placed under suspicion of murdering their own friends and the mistress. As the girls tries to claim their innocence, things got a whole lot messier for them when, as it turns out, the killer is none other than town sheriff! And to make sure these girls wouldn't talk, he'll sly his way out and do whatever it takes to save his reputation on the town that he serves...
Shallow Grave is a film of separate directions; the first 30 minutes actually sounds like a bad, hammy 80s college comedies with bad comic remarks that sometimes gets it hit the funny bone. (The tire-luggage joke was a real face-palm moment for me), but when the first (real) murder occurs, the film suddenly changes tone to that of a survivalist back woods slasher before shifting again to some sort of crime thriller, where the girls tries to clear their name while the sheriff abuses his position and cleans up, or destroy, anything that might put him under suspicion. I kinda like this fact that the film tries to break the stereotyping rules and gave us a real determined psycho with a purpose for his killing spree. The casts are real likable in the sense you get to care for them, which makes the murders quite an impact, despite being overly tame. (lots of strangling and a shooting)
Now, I would had put this film as a real winner for my part, but some aspects of it held me from doing so; one would be that some of the subplots here are left alone all the sudden after so much build-up. The scenes involving the two college boys trying to find the girls were left open ended, and same goes to this film's own conclusion. But for the defense of the ending, I kinda dig the ambiguous tone of it and that it makes the film's one harrowing and truly terrifying experience.
Low-key slasher with crime thriller sensitivities, Shallow Grave is as tension filled as any backwoods/ corn-polk slasher out there with a lot of favorable aftertaste. Whether you find the ending good or not, or can you forgive the movie of its little shortcomings, it's still worth a watch once you can get a hold of a copy.
1 female neck broken
1 female shot on the head
1 female strangled to death
1 female strangled to death with bra