Starring: April Sinclair, Emily Chidalek, Alyssa Matusiak
(Admin note: as I write this, it is literally five days after Easter. I don't really care if this is a belated post but I am just excited to do this review as, for one, the directors of this movie happen to be friends with the horror blogger Justin Kershwell of Hysteria Lives, the very man and site that inspired me to run this dump you are visiting right now. Call it hero worship in a sense, I am willing to see a this low-budget hackathon just to see how well these guys do in amateur movie-making as well as pick up a few things that I can learn when I finally muster up to do my own slasher. (I'm playing with the idea, but I don't have the resources to do one...yet)
Of course, seeing I'm not too close with these guys, you can still expect a few criticism from my end. As any good reviewer should do...*puts on my powdered wig and does the best Jebediah Atkinson impression*)
|Okay, maybe not as bad as Jebediah's own criticisms would be but, you get the case.|
Definitely a throwback to the early 80s slashers, The Night Before Easter keeps a modest look by strictly following the basic slasher flow piece by piece, though nudity and gratuitous gore are noticeably missing. I will try to keep things all fair and forgiving as, obviously, this is a movie done by people with enough time, dedication, and passion for the sub-genre, despite low on budget and production experience. This being said, I am really impressed by the writing and characterization done for the film as they did give the characters enough personality and dimension to have us caring about most of them, or at least stay interested. It's very rare that we get o feel for characters in a slasher movie nowadays so this is a big approval for my viewing.
Sadly, we have a good half hour focusing on these characters before the killings begin, which would have been all good if it wasn't for a few distractions; as mentioned, since this was done with a meager budget, the editing and audio made it hard to follow some scenes, and the murders have no solid build-up and finishes way too quickly, leaving me feeling cheated that these guys just die off in unimpressive ways after all that waiting. Yes, again, I did pointed out the budget issue (apparently $4000), but I've seen enough SOV horror flicks to know that money is never a hindrance for a fun kill, and it's just a matter of execution and imagination.
And then there's the killer.
It all ends down to a finale that was a mixed bag for me since, on one hand, it pays a good tribute to one of my favorite slashers ever, but on the other, I care very little at that point since I was already worn out on how cheap the slasher portions were.
In totality, The Night Before Easter was an interesting project; it had its heart on the right places but, due to the lack of budget, it ended up all over the place in a slight mess. Perhaps with a better editing and some more effort on the kills, I'm darn sure this movie would have been a fine home-made bodycounter.
1 male knifed on the back (film)
1 male killed (film)
1 male found castrated
1 female killed offcamera
1 female hacked with an axe
1 male gets a thrown buzzsaw to the back
1 female strangled with a length of chain
1 female decapitated with an axe
1 female had her throat cut with a knife
1 female hacked with an axe
1 female hacked on the head with an axe
1 male found with missing eyes
1 male hacked to death with an axe