Rating: ***1/2
Starring: Jaime King, Malcolm McDowell and Donal Logue
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While remaking a cult classic like Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) is a really big leap for anybody to accept, but I kept my expectations low; looking at every horror movie we have recently, anybody can get more or less get away with anything, whether's hardcore sex, violence or subject matter, so what if this movie's gonna be about another killer Santa? We have dozens of those already! That being clear, what's left for me then was to see how good of a slasher movie it is and whether it's worth the wait and the money.
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Hailing back to the golden age of 80s slasher, Silent Night is pretty by the numbers; murders are plenty and thankfully gory, the cast is likable in varying strength, and it's paced perfectly and crazily to avoid any boring scenes. We got foul-mouthed brats, nude photo shoots, a pervy preacher, and even not one, but two, count them! Two white-wash Santa with a deep hate for Christmas! No wonder these boys and girls in blue are having a hard time pinning down the real culprit! It's a darkly comic backlash to what Christmas is usually about, but bless it, they made it fun, amping the nihilistic tone of the original Silent Night, Deadly Night, while keeping the humor and irony of all things.
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Now, the casting is something up for the fans. Being a modest fan of Malcolm McDowell, I'm glad he is given a role that's quite a scene-stealer, which might be a good or a bad thing for you all depending on your take on the man as his instances to go a little over the top would either make you laugh or shrug. Jaime King also played her character straight enough for my liking, making the role a modest one that I can personally root for. I'm also pleasantly surprised to see Ellen Wong here as the police station's quirky receptionist; last time I saw her, she played the 17 year old lovestruck Chinese Canadian ninja groupie Knives Chau from Scott Pilgrim vs The World. Then there's Donal Logue as a Santa with a lot of personal issues with the holidays, giving out all the bad from the good of this festive season, all the while being a witty asshole. The rest are good, just good, while some could use a little more work.
A Christmas cookie for all who loves a good holiday slasher and perhaps those looking for a sequel that pays more respect to its predecessor rather than overthrowing it, Silent Night is a fun watch for that time of the year. Devilish humor, splatter worthy gore, great production values and some well acted parts, all in all a slasher flick that works every department just right, if not a little flawed, but trying its best. Best to enjoy this flick on its own rather than a "remake".
Bodycount:
1 male electrocuted with fairy lights
1 girl gets a cattle prod to the chest, impaled with fire poker
1 female found rotting in pieces
1 female hacked with a scythe through the gut
1 male gets a scythe to the groin, killed
1 female has leg chopped off with an axe, shredded through woodchipper
1 male stabbed to death with kitchen knife
1 female set ablaze with improvised flamethrower (flashback)
1 male strangled with fairy lights
1 female impaled through deer antlers
1 male had his head split in half with an axe
1 male shot on the head
1 male gets a hammer to the eye
1 male set ablaze with flamethrower
1 male found disemboweled
1 male pounded to death with iron knuckles
1 male shot, set ablaze (flashback)
Total: 17
Malcom McDowell AND Santa with a flamethrower? Why haven't I seen this?
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DeleteGo see it, it's calling for your name~!
So far, I've only read positive reviews for it >> me excited!!
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