If you could transform into Mrs. Voorhees in Jason's dreams...
Wouldn't it be easier if you, I dunno, transform into Mrs. Voorhees again and not antagonize Jason by calling him a dumb dog and then fighting him?
Why not, just hear me out, just tell him to stop the killing as Mrs. Voorhees and go back home to sleep? So you could avoid getting, well...
This is the reason you're only my Top 2 Slasher Villain, Freddy.
Happy Friday the 13th, Jason Voorhees!
And, yes, my dear readers. I'm quite aware without Freddy fucking up, we wouldn't have a movie to watch. Eitherways, here's hoping you all have a lucky day!
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