Sticky Red: A Bodycount Compendium: And Now a Word From The Goat Demon...

Thursday, December 5, 2019

IT'S KRAMPUSNACHT!

HINGA DINGA DURGEN!

That's...That's what you say for this night, right?

5 = Golden Title. Keep It. Love it. Shrine it!

4.5 = Nearly at godhood. See it. Buy it. Love it.

4 = Very well made at all levels. It has its ticks, but still fun.

3.5 = Flawed, but undeniably fun!

3 = Passable, but it has a long way to go.

2.5 = Half and Half. Need more cream.

2 = Getting somewhere, but hardly moving.

1.5 = ... Get the f*ck out of my collection you.

1 = YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!!

0.5 = May induce viewers to put powerdrills unto their foreheads.

0 = Sent by the Devil himself to plague the Earth into a mass holocaust of eye-gougings.