Sticky Red: A Bodycount Compendium: I Finally got to See Bumblebee (2018)...

Sunday, January 13, 2019

...IT TOOK THEM 12 YEARS TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE THAT WORKS?!

THEY EVEN GOT MY BOYS SOUNDWAVE AND SHOCKWAVE LOOK RIGHT! WH-WH-WHAT?!

IF YOU'RE YET TO SEE IT, YER MISSING OUT! IT'S PROBABLY THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE YOU'RE WAITING FOR, OR YOU BIG-HEARTEDLY DESERVE!

ALL CAPS!

5 = Golden Title. Keep It. Love it. Shrine it!

4.5 = Nearly at godhood. See it. Buy it. Love it.

4 = Very well made at all levels. It has its ticks, but still fun.

3.5 = Flawed, but undeniably fun!

3 = Passable, but it has a long way to go.

2.5 = Half and Half. Need more cream.

2 = Getting somewhere, but hardly moving.

1.5 = ... Get the f*ck out of my collection you.

1 = YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!!

0.5 = May induce viewers to put powerdrills unto their foreheads.

0 = Sent by the Devil himself to plague the Earth into a mass holocaust of eye-gougings.