The Final Destination (2009)
Starring: Nick Zano, Krista Allen, Andrew Fiscella
Taking cue on films like Friday the 13th part 3-D and Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, the Final Destination franchise once decided to end their Goldberg-inspired mayhem by jumping into the 3D fad and gave the audience all the explosive and chunky deaths they could come up with.
Personally, I think they oversold the gimmick and just ruined everything.
Just like in the last three films.
The lucky quartet then tries to go on with their lives, only for Nick to discover that he can see random flashes of images which will turn out to be the Goldberg items for an impending death. We got one vision for each deaths, so you can say goodbye to any tension or brooding build-up and say hello to a cavalcade of CG gore, obviously made this way for the 3D.
So after a series of "shocking" deaths, Nick and Lori got the help of the track's security guard who they managed to save from the crash (thus in death's list) in an attempt to prevent others from being killed by everyday freak accidents. They failed once and then saved Janet from an unfortunate death involving a carwash while Hunt had his insides sucked out by a pool drain. (He was never mentioned again.)
Death then wouldn't take any more lives after saving Janet, leading these kids and the guard to think they broke the cycle and are now safe. This is when the film booked an unexpected second premonition, apparently to pump up the running time since, I'm betting on this, everything would have been done in a matter of an hour.
And why would I think of this? Apart from the dull deaths that you could see coming from afar thanks to the 3D visions spoiling everything, we also got zero characterization, zero sense of sympathy, and zero plot development. Script's also lackluster so it shouldn't surprise me how cheesy these characters act and talk, and let's not overlook the pacing and editing which made the entire movie look like random death scenes glued together. (Thus, I label thy movie, "Death Porn"
As a sequel, I felt cheated out of an otherwise good entry to one of my favorite "whatdunit" slasher franchise; The Final Destination lost its story and left each character simply to die for the sake of our money and to entertain us. Blood and gore is always fun and this sequel knew that at least, but it'll take more than flying body parts to make a solid sequel.
Guess we all should be glad this wasn't THE Final Destination.
47 Victims killed in speedway accident
1 driver immolated in car crash
1 female get sliced in half by a blown car hood
2 drivers immolated in car crash
1 female had her head smashed to bits by a flying car wheel
1 male blown apart by an exploding truck
1 female gets a flown rock shot through her eye
1 male gets diced through a gridded fence by a projected gas tank
1 male had his organs sucked out by a pool drain
1 male crushed by a falling metal tub
1 male ran over by an ambulance
1 female crushed under a truck wheel
1 female knocked against a metal pole, internally decapitated
1 male hit by a truck, face smashed against a wall