Rating:*
starring: Andrew Roth, Kamillia Kataxenna Kova and Gary Marzolf
What in the name of all things sacred did I just watched?
Nine emo-goth wannabes goes to an abandoned amusement park called "Frightworld", once owned by a strange man who wanted it to be "The Disney of Fear". Due to tax complications and public complains, the park lost it's ante (and it's owner...literally), so now the gang thought they could bring it back but not before they do lots of lengthy soft core sex.
But what's this? A puddle of blood bubbling? Oh right, I forgot to mention the deceased serial killer who died in the very same ground after being gunned down by a squadron of cops. So now, he comes back, ala Frank The Monster in Hellraiser, to kill a few guys, possess a body, and turn himself into that grotesque looking monster on the DVD cover and continue his killing spree.
The End.
Oh and there's some plot twist in the end, but I don't know shit, cuz the audio sucks.
Frightworld is the very definition of a bad bad flick: Bad lighting, stupid shaky camera angles, cheap effects (except some gore scenes. which is the only thing that earned my single rating), lame actors, lame script, cruddy audio, uneven editing, messy cinematography, zero atmosphere, zero story and zero point.
There's nothing very redeemable here but if there's anything I could say more about Frightworld, it's this: After Effects. Why. Use. it. To. Fill. The. Whole. God. Damned. Effing. Movie? Seriously, that's not artistic, that's just lazy.
Avoid at all cost.
bodycount:
1 female seen eviscerated
1 male hacked with axe
1 male tangled in barbwire net
1 female found dead
1 male axed on the gut
1 male skewered by projected spear
1 male shot on the head
1 male hanged himself (flashback)
1 female killed offscreen
1 male castrated
1 female found disemboweled
1 male knifed to the eye
1 male had his face sliced with knifed glove
1 female chainsawed through the gut
1 female axed on the ehad
1 male sliced to bits with chainsaw
1 male found with throat slit
1 female knifed to death
1 male burned to death
total: 19
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