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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

101 Ways How to Stay Pretty and Lethal: Sexykiller (2008)

Sexykiller, Moriras Por Ella (AKA "Sexykiller-You'll die for her") (Spain, 2008)
rating:***
starring: Macarena Gómez, Alejo Sauras and César Camino

The world of slashers can be a bit sexist and I did not meant that in a way that the most glamorized deaths always happen to women. Instead, I am talking about the gender ratio of our killers; we always have strong men hacking up victims and very little number of Femme Fatales are given the chance to flaunt their murdering skills. Surely, in recent years we got pretty faces like Baby Firefly from The House of 1000 Corpses and Tiffany from Bride and Seed of Chucky but man-iacs still outnumbered them.

In this move, we got one fair lass who's willing to step up to the big leagues. And she's doing it in pink!
Say it, Sistah~!
A polished and sexy little medical student-slash-diva, Barbara enjoys a modest life as an unapologetic and gleefully uncatchable serial slasher loose on her campus. Telling her life in media res, Barbara shares her absurd story via series of flashbacks to a 'fictional' audience ala fourth wall as well as to a guy who made a fatal mistake on running over her dog. Telling us her love life, her serial killer life and her 'close calls" on being captured as the killer, it got more interesting when a med student Barbara fell in love with creates a device that supposed to visualize the last image a corpse had seen prior its death, an innovation that can help solve murders. Unfortunately, he didn't expect the machine can also brings the dead back to life, craving for human flesh and vengeance against their killer. Surely, this might be Barbara's most interesting night!

Having the same insights and style as other "fourth wall" breaching horror such as "Funny Games" and "Man bites Dog", Sexykiller pokes fun at the slasher cliches and gives us a clever twist on everything we had seen before in a bodycounter flick as Barbara shares her insights on them with style, mischief and pop references. It's darkly comic at it's gruesome finest, running on laughs and murders until the gun-packing final act where it shifts to a ReAnimator-esque zombie horror.

A running gag featured here was that Barbara openly admits the killings but gets easily dismissed as a joke. It's a poke to not only the stupidity of the basic slasher victims but also to the often criticized "victimization" of female characters as young nubile victims-to-be, which I find very clever. She may not be the next biggest name in female slasherhood but Macarena Gomez's character, Barbara, proves to be a sweet and deadly combo of an anti-hero not seen since the teen Angela Baker in the late 80s Sleepaway Camp sequels, making her one of the few serial killers to cheer for. (Don't worry, Leslie Vernon, I still enjoyed your company!)
Back from the dead to feast on the brains of their killer.
Other casts were fairly acted, Alejo Sauras as Alex was charming as a big hunky-faced nerd whose relationship with the 'hottest girl in school" left him blinded to what she really is. Ángel de Andrés López plays a rather obnoxious Inspector whoseobsession on capturing the Campus slasher even left him a tad insane to begin with.

Gore effects is bloody at its best and the film's erratic-yet fast paced story telling prevents this film from being boring from time to time. If there's any drawbacks, it would be that the proposed zombie-hybridizing the movie was marketed as was not fully met until the last end. Though I find this direction to be a smart twist on the usual slasher film climax, those expecting a full-on zombie movie might be mislead as the film's definitely a dead teenager flick all in all. I'm also not sure everyone's gonna buy Barbara's egotistical story telling as much as I did, as some may find it more annoyingly pompous than funny. 

Of course, annoying or not, Sexykiller still deserves an audiences. With the sensibilities and pinkiness of Paris Hilton criss-crossed with the murderous mentality of Freddy Krueger with a dash of zombies, you can expect a riot of laughs from this fair and unique foreign slasher.

bodycount:
1 male decapitated with a kukri
1 dog hit by a car
1 male bagged on the head and falls off a window, broke his neck
1 male fall victim lands on top of him, crushed
1 female seen with a katana to her mouth
1 male gets a stiletto's heel to the head
1 female found dead
1 male found wrapped in barbwire 
1 female had her neck cut with blade
1 male stabbed to death
1 male repeatedly stabbed with katana, later gets a hook to his chest
1 female gets a broken mop to the head
1 male shot repeatedly on the head
1 male immolated in car explosion
1 male eaten by zombies
1 male eaten by zombies
1 male eaten by zombies
1 male had his neck broken, eaten by zombies
1 female and 3 males devoured by zombies
1 female fed to zombies
1 male gets a katana to the gut
total: 24

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