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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Shit movie that you should avoid...AT ALL COST...I MEAN IT! :O.C. babes and the Slasher of Zombie Town

O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown (2008)
rating: 1/2
starring:  Elissa DowlingDaniel Edward Asher and Noelle Balfour

I've seen better Shot on Video movies than this.

Okay, listen up, folks! I'm reviewing this flick to give those who's planning on watching this a heads up for their money!

First of all, according to the back of the box, the film is a "horror-comedy" about a group of horror stereotypes locked up in a bar due to a "zombie outbreak". But unknown to them, a serial killer's locked up with them and is now killing them down, one by one. The usual gig.

It sounded cool, alright, and I actually bought this two years ago after I saw Thankskilling, thinking this one's might be as cool as that. Like always, i wanted to shoot that dumb-lard of myself for thinking that. Made with zero budget, the film lacked the promised zombies, and instead just cut in some scenes from "Night of The Living Dead" to pass out as zombies. It's lazy film-making, right there, and it sickens me just to know that. There's not even any decent "comedy" in this nor "horror", it's just jumbled mess of garbled audio, bad lighting, horrible special effects and a plotless movie.

If the filmmaker's job is to make a quick buck, then I dunno if this is gonna cut it. I see more people burning these copies in a bonfire out of frustration than helm it like a god , and with that, I trash and condemn this movie down to the bottomless pits of my arse, and shit on it.

It's a little extreme, but that's just how I feel about this incoherent trash.

bodycount:
1 male missing
1 female killed
1 female knife to eye
1 female knifed
1 female left for death to be eaten by zombies
1 male found dead
1 female killed (method not seen)
1 male knife thrown to neck
2 males dies (cause unknown)
1 female knife to gut
1 female knife to neck
total: 12

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