starring: Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick and Toni Nero
Funny thing this movie got a notorious cult status due to it being a "Santa Slasher". well, couldn't blame the angry moms, SNDN's mean-spirited compared to the FIRST Santa Slasher, Christmas Evil/You Better Watch Out, whilst the warmth and tenderness of the latter film is completely lost in this 80s Christmas treat. Not that it's a bad thing, of course.
|yep, no wonder moms cringed.|
|BLACK HEARTED EVVVVVIIIIILLLLL!!!|
So, fast forward again ten years later, Billy grew up to be a nice, sturdy lad, who actually isn't too bad looking and very helpful, except for one teeny-tiny detail: He's still afraid of Santa. Christmas is around the corner again, and after the department store Santa ran out from the toy store he's working in, He's put in his place as the Holly Jolly Fat Man with the beard. And cue unraveling psychosis and murder spree.
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Made notorious with it's heartless depiction of Saint Nick with an axe, Silent Night, Deadly Night still had its good run as an effectively simple run-in-the-mill slasher movie who does away the holidays with its own set of charms. Billy's decades of childhood traumas are interesting to watch and kept with a good pace and a few shock moments. By the time Billy matured enough to stand 6 feet tall, it gotten a little sleazy, and a little cheesy, with ole Billy uttering out his coda being Santa and punishes anyone he catches doing something "Naughty".(like two lovers in a tryst and a local bully). It made quite a stir among the townfolks who tried to ban this film for showing near the festive seasons, but we all know it got to do what it meant to do. (And let's all face the light, the more you try to ban it, the more people will come to see it. It's Marketing , ho, deal with it!)
|Santa Clause is coming to town and he's painting it red!|
Even if it's more thought through than the rest of its kin, I can't help the feeling it forgot a few things. It would had done better fleshing out it characters if they are properly acted, or if they provided a longer running time (Well, they are covering three parts of our killer's life, I think time would have been our buddy). But in a standard B-movie slasher kind of entertainment, it's more forgivable than not if it gave us a good run to a familiar genre while bringing us the taste of the holidays in a brand new, and darker, light.
1 male shot to death
1 male shot on the head
1 female throat cut with switchblade
1 male side slashed with knife (dream)
1 male strangled with Christmas lights
1 female gutted with stanley knife
1 male hammerclaw to the head
1 female shot through the chest with arrow
1 female impaled to mounted deer antlers
1 male thrown off a window, falls to his death
1 male decapitated with axe
1 male accidentally shot dead with rifle
1 male axed on the chest
1 male gunned down
|looks like someone had a "SLAYride"...(bricked*)|