starring: Scott MacDonald, Christopher Allport and Stephen Mendel
|Star light, Star bright,|
first star, I sticked tonight
Now imagine my glee seeing the whole movie for the first time and actually remembering these little snippets mixed with the bizzare, bound to be magic in the air. And thank the stars it didn't suck much either!
|Deep fried Jack's off the menu for tonight!|
That was, until the genetic acid blew off from the tanker and doused the killer, melting him like there's no tomorrow. All should have been good but the acid did more than melt; it merged him with the snow! So now, Jack's still back (with a new frosty look) and a nearby town have a new problem other than under-cook cookies, more to stress from this was the town's sheriff Sam Tiller, the one who successfully nabbed Jack Frost during that one time the serial slasher was just passing-by and now haunted by the recurring memories of the killer's death threat.
|Looks like, ole' Scrooge finally bit it.|
Whacky, twisted and full of Holiday Cheers and Fears, Jack Frost is one title that truly earned its cult status. Cheap at all cost and hardly believable, the movie's main interest is to make us laugh while dishing out the goriest and creative killings under the Winter season.
And since our killer's a mutant snowman, guess who got it made? Icicles shot to heads, throats mutilated by snow, and one of the weirdest murder-rapes there is, ole Frosty's lovin' it all and they're as gory as they can get. Can you also say Freddy/Chucky clone? Of course, but he's dishing his own one liners with groove and charm, that actually works!
|Ah, the family business of Snowmen exterminating|
It this kind of films that was supposed to be bad, but it's a horror-comedy trying its best, so in a way, it actually advices its viewers to look at its the flaws, all the underdeveloped characters, all the mediocre special effects and, of course, the mountainous of amount of cheese, doubling as its strength as well.
Dare you to slip this in your Winter holiday viewings. It's worth it!
1 male had his neck stomped on, broken
2 males killed in car collission
1 elderly male found with a broken neck
1 boy beheaded with sled
1 male gets an axe handle shoved down his throat
1 female forced fed with ornaments and gets a Christmas star to the head
1 male ran over by reversing car
1 male impaled on the head with shot icicle
1 female repeatedly beaten to the wall
1 male had his insides mutilated