|MY HOLIDAY WISH LIST: IN REALISTIC AND UNREALISTIC TONES|
Oh Santa, why won't you give me what I want for Christmas?
Santa: Cuz you've been a Naaaaughty boy!
O Santa, you only say that cuz you never gave Mrs. Clause a chance to have kids.
Santa:...Kid, this is why you don't get presents from me...
Haha, just kidding. But seriously, I never did get what I want for Christmas, as in the specific thing. I once asked for a Tin robot, they gave me a big shiny one. A year later, it broke. But I do appreciate it all, i guess in a warm and fuzzy way, I love my presents until the time I reached 13, then I finally stopped believing in Santa and the only Santa I know is either the department store one or the one that break into houses and steal yer cash.
But for this festive season, I'll try to add some magic to this blog and list down twelve things I would really like to get for Christmas no matter how impossible they are, both the realistic" you can get in this world if you truly worked hard for it kind " of things and the unrealistic "only in another world/reality if you believe in the String Theory like me" kind of things.
The Unrealistic List:12. A late-night killing spree with the Neon Maniacs
|Cuz nothing says massacre night like a bunch of grown men in costumes!|
|A nochy with like Alex and his droog filled with like voilence and moloko? How could I skazat no to that?|
|Tell me that's not date-material. I dare you!|
|The only ballet I'll ever watch|
|A three day all-you-can-kill zombie fest!|
7. The Necronomicon Ex Mortis
|Cuz nothing says Christmas than an epidemic of the evil dead|
6. A journey down to Midian or a Night on a murder spree with "Dr. Decker"
|hmm...learn wisdom from a city of monsters? or home invasion with Decker...tough...|
|Lightning Rock at it's best! Literal lightning rock|
|And, if he'll let me, we could jam at his flat with Huey Lewis playing|
and talk about serial killers all night.
3. Vigilante justice seeking with Dexter Morgan
|Cuz we'll make you a believer...|
|I dunno about you, but I'm hungry for some Chinese!|
|unless he prefer a night warm liver and some glass of Chianti|
The Realistic List:
12. A signed Poster from the band Lordi
|It would have been KIZZ, but let's try something simplier...|
11. A pair of tickets for the next My Chemical Romance concert
|I adore DANGER DAYS. Can't wait what they'll think of next!|
|My most fave cartoon. EVER!|
|Got. to. make.him. sign. DVD. of. People Under The Stairs!|
|The Trailer was that good!|
|A simple shout-out to the guy who inspired me to blog.|
6. Robert Englund to sign my copy of Hollywood Monster!
|YEAH! IT WAS AWESOME, ROBERT! NOW SIGN IT!|
5. A signed art piece from Natasha Allegri
|Sure do hope Ms. Allegri wouldn't mind reblogging this...|
|Don't care if I fail or not, just let me touch him!|
|Add caption here...|
|especially Junior's head!|
1. A prismacolor box set.
|Not that much, though. Just a box. Daddy needs a new black.|
So, what say you my readers? what are your realistic and unrealistic wishes?