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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The test of their lives: Final Exam (1981)

Final Exam (1981)
rating: ****
starring:  Cecile Bagdadi, Joel S. Rice and Ralph Brown

I'll keep this review short and quick since there's not much to talk about this movie except from the fact that nothing should stop you from seeing this worthwhile underrated slasher flick.

It opens with a double murder of a teen couple sitting on their parked car next a lake, where a random loon literally just jumps into the scene, knife clenched at one hand, and began stabbing them to death. Said crime made its way as news to a nearby campus, wherein its students discuss it all the while studying for exams or worrying about their fraternity initiation. Of course, none of them seems to notice the mysterious black van strolling by, but after a prank involving a fake high school shoot-out just so the perpetrators can skip out of a final exam, the kids here can definitely kiss goodbye for any outside help since the cops aren't gonna buy any more calls from them. Cue in the one night our killer decided to show up and murder a bunch, and you get yourself a movie like any other of its kin.

That said, Final Exam lacks much of any unusual surprises save, of course, our killer being a completely random loon and the film spends the first hour with a plot similar to a campus comedy with slice-of-life bits, focusing on just about anyone from pranksters jocks to scholar sweethearts. When our loon began to murder them one by one, gore hounds will meet a bit of disappointment since our murders are simplified into simple stabbings, mind you too.

Not that I'm complaining, of course; despite the lack of any real horror action around the first hour, the film is still watchable as you get to know the characters more, whether you hate them or not, making them more than your average meat. The build-up made it good and worthwhile as the simplicity of the flow made the latter massacre genuinely frightening as it happens completely out of random, hardly any characters seeing it coming. The last few minutes when our virginal final girl pits herself against a green-shirted killer also made it as one of my few appreciated chase scenes as they went on it at a flight of stairs, with the killer catching on no sooner.

I'm really surprised to how good this movie actually is, and while it is often dismissed as a Halloween (1978) clone, (which is true by the way) Final Exam still makes a great addition to any slasher completist or for fans of obscure low-budget fright flicks. A must own!

Bodycount
1 male knifed to death
1 female killed offscreen
1 male knifed to death
1 female killed offscreen
1 male strangled with a spring cable attached to weights
1 male knifed through chest
1 male knifed on the chest
1 male found murdered
1 female stabbed to death with knife
1 male stabbed on the gut with arrow
1 male stabbed to death with knife
total: 11

4 comments:

  1. Love this film. It's like a parody of slasher movies but works in spite of itself - and Courtney is a really likeable heroine.

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    1. glad to see this film's also getting some luv! haha good for you, mate! this film needs more fans!

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  2. Yay for Final Exam!! Love this underrated little semi-slasher. Yeah, it's a bit too slow and dull, but the build-up is awesome, the Carpenter-like score is outstanding and the finale just kicks ass. Love the scene in the sports hall.
    Top notch review, Kai!!

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    1. I love, LOVE the gym scene, too! Plus the shoot-out prank, though a little bad taste, was fun!

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