staring: Jake Steinfeld, Vinessa Shaw and Peter De Paula
PCP (and, possibly, steroids) injecting, giggling mental patient Jay Jones has escaped the loonie bin, killed a good guy offering him beer and ran over an old lady during a red stop light. After this badly acted yet attention-grabbing opening, we then follow an even more atrociously acted family gathering of nine, which apparently includes a teenage KIZZ member wannabe named "Mistake" (you got that right, movie.) Now, what makes this a bit of a joy is that these casts are unbelievably stupid; I mean really, these guys seem to forget a lot of things such as wine, generator fuel and even peas(!), unshockingly giving them a reason to go out and, well, be killed off by Mr. Jones who in turn just happen to have targeted them for his killing spree out of random.
If only we get to enjoy it. I think I did but, uh, I'm still a little fazed from the whole thing, so let me share with you my opinions of this trash flick before my brain melts into fondue.
There's no words to define the strangeness this movie have, I'll tell you that; Home Sweet Home lacks the making of a true slasher classic. Now, if cheese is what you're hungry for, then I'm glad to tell you that I have some goudah left in my fridge, you can have it if you want, just remember that it might go well with some bread, a couple of brewskies and perhaps this movie. Pop this flick right in your VCR/DVD/Blue-ray/whatever you have hooked-up and running on your TV and just let the corny horror sink in. If it hits you right, you might like what you see. If not, well, may Mistake be with you!
1 male strangled
1 elderly female hit with car
1 male had his head crushed with car hood
1 male garroted with necklace
1 female slammed her head on a rock
1 female stabbed to death with broken bottle
1 female knifed on the chest
1 male electrocuted on chair
1 male had his throat cut with knife
|DUN DUN DUN!|