Five slasher masks, randomly chosen, falls under my verdict, every week.
here's this week's meat:
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S WEEK!!!
|What the heck?|
Sorry, just messing with you! Here are the masks!
Return to Horror High- Well, as creepy as it is, it's utterly lame. Still, wouldn't hurt a bro for trying to be this school's ghoul~!
The Deepening- Not everyday I see a fight fighter's suit as a killer's guise! Kinda cool looking enough for me to check this one out! If I only know what it is about...
Ogroff/ Mad Mutilator: ugh, I actually sat through this cult French classic. Is it really worth seeing a guy masturbate with his axe? Or watch him fight a guy with a chainsaw? See him drive a motorbike with his helmet over his mask? no, not really...
what's that? oh right, his mask! uh...no. don't know shit what it is...
Berseker: Nordic Curse- I've keep hearing bad news about this film. not sure what to feel. However, the bear suit does look cool!
Zipperface- ...Not into BDSM, S&M, or that kind of torture porn. Seriously? People rock off to this? Dunno, don't care. Pretty good looking guise, but I prefer Pa's own suit from People Under The Stairs.