starring: Timothy Muskatell, Ricardo Gray and Charlotte Marie
Best way to celebrate our Lord and Savior's return from his mortal death? How about a slasher flick-cum-family drama about an autistic kid, an asshole boyfriend and a killer in a plastic rabbit mask? Not Christian you say? Well, mate, I ain't no ordinary Christian so put up or shut up, this is gonna be good~!
|"Put the Bunny on the Mag!" ...or was it|
put the money on the bag?
Now, Remington is dating Nicholas' mum and, using his "charms", cons his way into a believable father figure. Not good since he loves to torment the poor kid from smothering him to near death, to verbally abusing him behind his mum's back. To further exploit his asshole-ness, when Nicholas was given a rabbit by a random hobo, Remmy found his pet and threatens to kill the animal if the young boy doesn't let him move in with his mum as, it turns out, the store killing didn't go unnoticed and now he needs a place to hide.
|"Burn the house down!" says the rabbit|
But unknown to him, someone else decided to crash the party. Someone in a bunny mask, armed with a wide load of powertools and a taste of vengeance for those who treated Nicholas badly.
The film is trashy at its best with a whole lot of cheese; Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! is one of those gritty, retro-indies that dares to go further than any mainstream horror would go, tackling sensitive issues such as a mentally disabled protagonist, white trash lifestyle and slow-moving pedophiles, all contrasting in tone to the marketed religious hallmark of the day.
|tell me again what you see in him? |
Was it the manly mustache?
Still, even with this little flaws, Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! is still a fun watch in a level of badness that it is entertaining. With all the grimy, nihilistic, vulgar overtones, Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! alo did one of the most cheesiest ending I've seen and two shark-jumping twists. Not to spoil much, but a lot of details were overlooked and the twist just came in too casual. Then again, a lot of scenes in this film were mediocre and surprisingly cheesier than it is supposed to be. Evil stepdad who dances while singing "hookers and cocaine?" Yeah, this movie is begging us to laugh at these scenes.
|drilling for some killing!|
1 male shot on the face with shotgun
1 male powerdrill through the head
1 male dismembered with buzzsaw
1 male brained with hammer, impaled with flashlight
1 female broomstick to the mouth
1 female repeatedly stabbed with glass shard
1 male throat cut with glass shard
1 female head found in plastic bag