Sticky Red: A Bodycount Compendium: "He may have been your father, Quill, but he wasn't your daddy."

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Seen Guardians of The Galaxy Vol 2 last Saturday and, God damn, Yondu was awesome!

If you hadn't seen it (and you are not sick, not in jail, and/or a big Marvel fan), what the heck's wrong with you?!

5 = Golden Title. Keep It. Love it. Shrine it!

4.5 = Nearly at godhood. See it. Buy it. Love it.

4 = Very well made at all levels. It has its ticks, but still fun.

3.5 = Flawed, but undeniably fun!

3 = Passable, but it has a long way to go.

2.5 = Half and Half. Need more cream.

2 = Getting somewhere, but hardly moving.

1.5 = ... Get the f*ck out of my collection you.

1 = YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!!

0.5 = May induce viewers to put powerdrills unto their foreheads.

0 = Sent by the Devil himself to plague the Earth into a mass holocaust of eye-gougings.