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Monday, September 3, 2012

The Lake, The Witch and The Cross: Superstition (1982)

Superstition (AKA The Witch) (Canada, 1982)
rating: ****1/2
starring: James Houghton, Albert Salmi and Lynn Carlin

One of my fave 80s entries. I wouldn't trade it for any cheapo cheese fest the world's gonna offer me. For me, this has to be one of the most nearly perfect blending of supernatural hoohas and slasher panache.

Opening with a duo of prankster scaring the wit out of two lovebirds; the jokester, in turn, find themselves to be the next victim of a vicious force living inside a nearby Sharrack place. One gets decapitated and had his head baked open like a potato, the other crushed and sliced in half by a window pane.

Okay, so apparently said house is owned by the Church, and is scheduled to be renovated and fixed-up for a minister and his family. A priest and his young friend, David, tries to keep things on tip-top shape, but with these murders going on, a local detective hangs around with his men, suspiciously eyeing on the mute handyman who lives and helps with the workload. Of course, we can tell it's not him, unless he possess the ability to make buzzsaws come to life and slice through a preacher's chest, but otherwise, the renovations was done despite the death toll climbing higher, and the minister moves in with his wife, a bratty kid and two leggy daughters.

Taking a dive into the strange happenings, David began to look up into the place's history, which mainly involves a witch, a plague, and a pastor being crushed to death in a giant wine press. To make things worse, he found out that a steel cross he pulled out from the pond after it was drained actually kept the evil witch at bay, limiting her mayhem to that around the house only, and once removed, will set her loose to kill as she pleased.

Superstition is a film of two identities; the first half, though bodycount littered, is more of a makeshift barrage of haunted house horror ala Amityville Horror, complete with objects moving on their own and premonition of bleeding knives stabbing though ceilings, a bit of Satanism ala Exorcist and some pre-Final Destination deaths by household items. Around these parts, he film relies on some Gothic elements such as dark corners, creaky floorboards, windows opening and shutting by themselves and a looming atmosphere that often feels the presence of an evil being. It even heighten the tension levels during some certain scenes with a wonderfully composed score that's both medieval and Satanic in tune.

After a while, or more specific, after a series of flashbacks foretelling the house's Satanic history, the film shifts to a fast paced supernatural slasher, with a cloaked and clawed witch began to maul and stake anybody that gets in her way, of which, said killings, is perhaps the biggest highlight of it all; we get gruesome gore delights as exploding heads, hacked up bodies, possessed buzz saws, exploding mirrors and a brutal head staking filled evenly all though the movie, with practical effects so surprisingly realistic that you got to see it to believe it!

A flawed production, yes; it's an awfully cheap movie that suffers from a cheesy plot tainted with holes and very dodgy acting, but Superstition is so crazy, fast paced, and most importantly, gory enough to make you look pass these shortcomings and just enjoy the movie itself as a cheddar guilty pleasure of all things camp, a perfect popcorn movie.

If atmospheric horrors, with lots of blood and mindless violence, is what you're looking for, then look no further and try your hands with this bad boy!

bodycount:
1 male found decapitated, head baked in microwaved until explodes
1 male sliced in half by a possessed window
1 male pulled into the pond, drowned
1 male possessed buzzsaw slices through his chest
1 male hanged on dumbwaiter pulleys
1 female drowned (flashback)
1 male crushed by a giant wine press (flashback)
1 male killed offscreen
1 boy found murdered
1 female bludgeoned to death
1 male mirror explodes on his fave, impaled on shards
1 female wooden stake hammered to her forehead
1 female found with throat cut
1 male pulled into the pond, drowned
total: 14

4 comments:

  1. I remember watching this one when i was a kid. It scared the shit out of me. Wouldn't remember its name if i didn't see it here.

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    1. yep. It's can be scary, too! Glad to had "helped"!

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  2. This one sat on the shelf for years, apparently dribbling out on VHS in 1986 - and I saw it around 1990 because Joe Bob Briggs had reviewed it in one of his first two books. I can't say I wasn't entertained, but it wasn't usually for the reasons the filmmakers intended. I'm glad you think highly of it though, Mr. K!

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    1. It's one of the earliest titles I'd seen when I rekindled my love for slashers. As you can see, I'm SUPER-entertained!

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