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Thursday, May 17, 2012

TV Terror: Harper's Island (2009)

Harper's Island (2009 series)
rating:***1/2
starring: Elaine Cassidy, Christopher Gorham and Matt Barr

I'm not much to speak when it comes to TV series. Honestly, I prefer watching movies than television dramas for the same reason why I don't own a lot of comic books either, despite being a comic book fan; for me, I prefer seeing a whole event in one sitting, I don't want cliffhangers nor do I like the fact that I have to see a previous episode just to understand what's going on. It's frustrating in my case,  hence why I stick to miniseries, both in my comic books and TV shows.

Now, Harper's Island was introduced to me as a commercial and I recall not really caring much about it. Heck, even after seeing one episode, I ignored it for a while until I saw one scene that caught my interest: a man tied and drowning underneath a boat with his head near the propellers. The moment the boat starts its trip, off goes the unfortunate fella's face.

By then, I said to myself 'Okay, you got my attention, TV show. Hit me with your best'.

In Harper's Island, a murderer named John Wakefield took the life of six locals from the titular location and one of them happens to be our protagonist's mother. Said protagonist is Abby Mills, who came back to the island seven years after the massacre to face her demons and, at the same time, celebrate her bestfriend's wedding. However, it seems someone is killing off the guests one by one. As the local police tries their best to investigate and stop these murders, this proves to be easier said than done when one suspect to another are getting killed off themselves, leading to a conclusion that sent chills down to everyone: John Wakefield's back.

Harper's Island finds its strengths on the gimmicks of being a slasher film mashed into a teen drama. It was marketed with a tag line promising 13 weeks, 25 suspects and only 1 killer, thus resulting to an extremely large cast, made for the picking in a "Mystery Event". It doesn't really stray much from its slasher roots, a reason why it got hold of me so easily wherein stereotyped casts with a not so stereotyped personalities get sliced up; it's nothing that suspenseful, nor new, but the overall romp had us watching and anticipating the deaths and the identity of the killer who just so happens to know everyone too well.

Promisingly, each episode had to show at least one death, with a minor character dying off in the earlier episodes before moving in to the main cast in the latter, much like how the good old bodycounters back from the days worked. And to top it all off, the kills are pretty good too! Gory at times, shocking in another, and while it's no gore hound's feast (it's a TV series after all) the kills are fair on their own and I really prefer my slayings to be as old-schooled and as random as possible. Harper's Island answered that for me, so that's another point for this treat.

But just as any slashers made over the past fifty years and ongoing, there's no denying that fact that Harper's Island is guilty of two common crimes this sub-genre keeps committing: cheese and cardboard red herrings. Since the cast waters down in each episode, more than one in some, the murder mystery angle thins down altogether that it soon became too obvious who's doing the killings; John Wakefield did appear in the latter episodes but his initial appearance was too soon, and made it too obvious that he ain't working alone. Other than that, we will also witness a lot of melodrama that may eat some time and build up some cheese as even the killer had to share his own thoughts in his slaughter. Kinda funny seeing a cool killer like Wakefield express his parental instincts later on, but until then,  there's enough murders to keep our minds jarred, enough trivial mystery to keep us glued to our screens and probably the anticipation of a good death somewhere in between.

TV horror is fun, in a mild and somewhat guilty way, and for the 13-episode slasher film serialization Harper's Island, it's quite easy to accept at least as a good time-passer. It knows its way around the sub-genre and I'm pretty thankful for that as it provides cheesy thrills, a good murder spree and a plot that is not so complicated. A bit melodramatic, but horror fans can find a thing or two to enjoy from this television show that's smart enough to end it all in a single season. 

Bodycount:
1 male dismembered by boat propeller ep1: Whap
1 male hacked in half with head spade ep1: Whap
1 male decapitated with axe ep2. Crackle
1 female seen hanged ep2. Crackle
1 female doused with lighter fluid, set abalze ep2. Crackle
1 male had his face shot off by a rigged shotgun ep3. Kablam
1 male shot his own leg by accident, bled to death ep4. Bang
1 male had his face split open by a falling head-spade ep5. Thwack
1 male impaled on a harpoon ep6. Sploosh
1 male had his head split open with head spade (flashback) ep7. Thwack, Splat, Sizzle
2 females and 1 male seen murdered (flashback) ep7. Thwack, Splat, Sizzle
2 other victims mentioned (implied in flashback) ep7. Thwack, Splat, Sizzle
1 male dismembered offscreen ep7. Thwack, Splat, Sizzle
1 male shot on the back ep8. Gurgle
1 male pinned to the wall by shot arrows ep8. Gurgle
1 male found bleeding to death from stab wounds ep8. Gurgle
1 female found dismembered in half ep9. Seep
1 female found with garden shears stabbed on her back ep9. Seep
1 male and 1 female shot down ep10. Snap
1 female killed, later found hanged ep10. Snap
1 male had his neck snapped with noose ep10. Snap
1 female gets a boarding knife to the gut ep11. Splash
1 male boarding knife thrown to gut, slashed to death ep11. Splash
1 male found with throat cut ep11. Splash
1 male gets boarding knife to the chest ep11. Splash
1 female suicide, dropped herself off a bridge ep11. Splash
1 male had his head shoved to memo holder, impaled on the eye ep12. Gasp
1 female gets a buck knife to the side ep12. Gasp
1 male gets a buck knife to the back ep 13. Sigh
1 male gets a buck knife to the chest ep 13. Sigh
1 male hacked to death with billhook (flashback) ep 13. Sigh
1 male gets a boarding knife ran through his gut ep 13. Sigh
total: 36

2 comments:

  1. Excellent write up. This was a pretty good series and I loved the high body count. Remarkable for TV. :) My fave was the dicing after the guy fell through the bridge and got stuck. Oh and the head spade in the church.

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    1. Next to Tales from the Crypt, Twilight Zone and Masters of Horror, this has to be the finer shows Americans ever put on screen! I salute you guys!

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