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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Lovely Stylistics: All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
Rating: ***1/2
Starring: Amber Heard, Anson Mount, Whitney Able

For some reason, all the boys love Mandy Lane. So much that one of them was tricked by Mandy's bestfriend Emmet into jumping off a roof and to a pool in an attempt to impress her. Things obviously didn't do so well when the jock missed that much and ended up hitting his head on the pool’s edge.

Nine months had passed, Mandy and Emmet no longer hang out, and the former got invited to a ranch party consisting of her weight-conscious friend Chloe, another girl named Marlin, and three boys, Jake, Bird, and Red.

Obviously, the boys are all lusting over Mandy Lane, including those who are already snuggling up with a girl, but to cover this motive, the teens spent their time doing the usual slasher victim fare from stealing kegs of beer to smoking weed. They also encountered the ranch’s hunky caretaker Garth, who became the apple of Mandy’s eye, much to the annoyance of the other dudes.

Unfortunately for them, Garth isn’t the only boy they had to keep an eye out for; apparently going bonkers from being de-friended by Mandy, Emmet seeks out the ranch and began offing the teens, apparently all in the name of Mandy Lane.
And it was never properly explained what do these boys see in Mandy Lane...
Shot on the main ranch house of owned by actress Hillary Duff’s family (which was reported to be haunted by a girl’s ghost), All The Boys Love Mandy Lane is an oddity for a slasher movie; working with art house cinematography with a few bonus grain and old school mellow soundtrack, it resembles an early proto-slasher that took its time to build around its characters before going for the bloodbath.

Things certainly didn't do well enough for it to earn a higher rating for my part, most of it contributed by the lack of sympathetic characters. With everyone being either nasty to one another or cheating on their girlfriends, it’s not hard to start rooting for the Emmet to start killing these nasty teens. Odd to say, the film spends a beefy 40 to 50 minutes playing drama around these bothersome teeners, acting out an attempt to push the slasher film conventions aside for a coming-of-age horror but seeing the resulting film, it’s a safe bet that they didn't know how to do just that.

The good news is, seeing it failed to outdo its slasher persona, All The Boys still delivers the grue and a good final 3rd that was well worth the wait. While it isn't as nasty as other hackathons released on the same year, the massacre rings plenty of tribute to the bygone days of early slashers, with nasty set-pieces to do away the victims with enough tension and subtle bloodletting to keep fans satisfied. A twist was also provided, but depending on how good you are in spotting curve balls in a movie, this was more or less an expected turnaround, a pretty good one to say at least.
A bad kind of blow job.
It is pretentious, maybe a feeling a bit high and mighty above its bodycounting kins, but a good exercise of style and murderous death tolling saved this otherwise hollow teen horror from obscurity. Calm and serene despite the sense of uneasiness and dread that could happen anytime, All The Boys Love Mandy Lane is a recommended viewing for the patient, the appreciative, and for the curious cats.

Bodycount:
1 male jumps and hits his head on a pool's edge
1 female gets a shotgun shoved into her throat
1 male shot on the head with shotgun
1 male had his eyes slashed with bowie knife, stabbed to death
1 male shot on the back with shotgun
1 female gets a bowie knife to the gut
1 male beaten to death with a machete stuck on a cow bone
total: 7

1 comment:

  1. One of my favorite modern backwoods slasher together with Billy Club and Easter Bunny Bloodbath. Amber Heard and Michael Welch were great. To Bad he went on To star in Twilight

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