Starring: Dan Haggerty, Julie Austin, Deanna Lund
Nope. Nope. Nope. Fuckin' Nope.
There wass no "elves". Just AN elf. One stinkin' elf that does nothing but look menacingly at us with a frozen angwy face, being wiggled around by some "puppeteer" just to make it move. Could it get any worse? Well, considering this is just one thing that went wrong from the film, yes. Yes it does.
|for Hitler's sake,|
close that damn mouth...
So we got a misleading title, fallen angels being bred to hapless virgins to create the ultimate ubermensch, gun-totting Nazis and one unnecessary scene of implied animal cruelty. Yep, nothing says Christmas than these things! But is it even worthwhile for us horror fans?
|they're not working for Santa anymore...|
Oddly enough, some people actually see this film as so bad its good, which actually was the same claim that got me watching this but, man, this is just too much. Nope. Nope. Nope. Not wasting another paragraph on this. I rather go through another round of Psycho Santa (2003) than this dreck again...
1 cat drowned in toilet
1 male knifed on the groin
1 male found dead with head wound
1 female shot on the head
1 female knifed to death
1 male pounded to death
1 female electrocuted on the tub with a live radio
1 male repeatedly shot
1 elderly male shot
1 male shot