starring: Tim James, Christopher Lee, Benny Young
When the wheel of fortune spins, an ancient game of chance begins, but who could know or guess the rules, adrift upon the ship of fools.
Rarely seen. Rarely discussed. Rarely favored. These are what I observed when it comes to horror fans and this particular British horror flick. Sad, I could say, but I thought it's a jolly good stroll down a weird good show, mixing bloody slasher antics of Fred Krueger with the cartoonish world of Beetlejuice, and featuring one funny man.
One rainy night, at a bar and through a game of poker, Max Taylor won the keys to an ancestral home located at his home country, belonging to one Chance Callum (Christopher Lee. for some reason...), an eccentric billionaire who wishes to disown the home for the reason that he's tired of it. (Or perhaps knows what or who resides in it...)
|Christopher Lee? There must be a miscast here...|
Perhaps, in an insight, people just didn't get the humor here. To be frank, I didn't at a first try, but the silly imagery and the weird characters attracted me to watch it for another chance and by then, I began to get it. Though the real story of this movie is still a lost to me, I believe that this maybe an exaggerated metaphor of the nature of gambling, wherein chances of winning something so grand may have a chance of a bigger drawback if not played safe. Max here unknowingly did that when he played the little toy that summoned the Funny Man upon losing, thus ending up with him paying the price. Whether that may be the point of not, I am certain, however, that the movie's a tad too easy in the plotting, as it mainly revolves around the killer offing one victim at a time in a scenario or theme that befits them somehow. (One man discusses the puppet show "Judy and Mr. Punch", for one, and he ended up being killed in one by the Funny Man)
So the funnies here is more on visual and cheesy banter, brought to life ala live action toon, surreal, funny and all. Oddly enough, they even took a jab of parodying 80s American cartoons in terms of cheesiness and violence. One particular murder actually had us with a parodied Velma Dinkley character from Scooby Doo, mixed with Elmer Fudd of the Looney Tunes, named Thelma Fudd, being killed off with probably the film's most silliest murder; involving a cartoonish gun, she had her brain and eyes shot off in the crudest way. Some of the film's comedy was more on eccentric dialogue and witty one-liners, though non-Brits may take some time to decipher it. (was kinda worth the wait, though)
|Dinkley. for reals why are you here?|
Just a friendly reminder though: switch off. It'll help a lot!
|OH GOD! PUT THE TOP BACK ON!|
1 boy smothered with potato sack
1 female clubbed to death
1 female electrocuted on the head with jumper cables, combustion
1 female had brain shot off with a cartoon gun
1 male top of head decimated by bomb
1 male stiletto heel to the eye
1 female ripped in half
1 male blown apart into fireworks
|"That's the way to do it!"|