starring: Sybil Danning, Eric Brown and Andrew Prine
Was Ms. Danning's twins the reason why I went to see this film? Did my hormones got me going head on to watch this movie?
The answer was unfortunately no but I did watched it for the sake that I was young slasher completist and this one just happened to be up for grabs that one time. Let's see how well it did as a dead teen flick as well as a nudie flick.
|Yes. You can call me a freak. I do not find Ms. Danning's tits that big at all...|
|Hunting rifles: insert funny remark here...|
In order to get their hands on a family inheritance, Jay must scare the two old women related to Michael into giving up their home and plunge into retirement village. It wasn't as easy as they thought, as Jay barely escaped with almost a bullet wound rounded up in his head but somebody else finished the job. Someone in a balaclava and white sneakers, and had the guts to blew up the old crones' heads with their own rifle.
Now it could have been good news for them, if they knew who it was. The trio gets their trust tested as more people got involved in their trappings. Could the killer be Jay's ex-girlfriend? Or Micheal in a psycho-turn? Or could it be the creepy gardener? One of Jay's friends? With all these web of intrigue, who can be trusted? and how the heck does them tits kept ending up shown off?
|psycho killer: shooting grannies and takin' names|
|I know what the next guy is thinking:|
"Thank God I'm wearing loose shorts! aha~!"
It's bound to distaste some fans as it left out the systematic teen-kill and at the same time, their marketing may also misguide those looking for a sex romp comedy. "His English Professor is giving him a real education" is hardly a tagline that screams hack and slash, and neither does the cover art of Ms. Danning giving ole Eric Brown the footsie! But otherwise, it does make up a surprisingly unique film for genre collectors. I mean, you can't blame them for trying to whip out something new, even if it had to come from stitched-up remnants of something old.
|And just as this film nearly forgot to reintroduce the killer,|
so will this review.
1 elderly female rifle shot in chest
1 elderly female rifle shot in head
1 female beaten to death with baseball bat
1 male repeatedly stabbed on the back with knife
1 male neck hacked and cut with machete
1 male shot in chest with rifle