Sticky Red: A Bodycount Compendium: So Candyman's coming back...

lunes, 2 de marzo de 2020

In June.

Where's a damn DMC DeLorean or a Blue Telephone box when you need one?!

5 = Golden Title. Keep It. Love it. Shrine it!

4.5 = Nearly at godhood. See it. Buy it. Love it.

4 = Very well made at all levels. It has its ticks, but still fun.

3.5 = Flawed, but undeniably fun!

3 = Passable, but it has a long way to go.

2.5 = Half and Half. Need more cream.

2 = Getting somewhere, but hardly moving.

1.5 = ... Get the f*ck out of my collection you.

1 = YOU'RE A DISGRACE!!!!

0.5 = May induce viewers to put powerdrills unto their foreheads.

0 = Sent by the Devil himself to plague the Earth into a mass holocaust of eye-gougings.